single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
Me and Jellykins :3
Me and Chelsea :)
Love this on of me and Kelsie :)
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly
My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
little blonde lesbian from the snake house